BACK AT IT............

I guess I shouldn' complain........



As if..........!!!!



Took My Human for a little spin the other day. A little test ride so to speak. See how I was....



Just fine let me tell you....... I strode around the indoor like I was a youngin'. Thinking, you see, that would get me out of there so we could go and hack.



And off we did......... I must say that it was nice to get out back and get re-acquainted with the Portal to Hell ditch and the freaking fly frenzy. No, really, it is was nice, really.....



UNTIL.................



We were going along the trail..... la tee dah...... When it happened.....



Got stung in the freaking teats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I was doing airs above the ground, yelling to My Mom "My teats......my teats............ MY FREAKIN TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Of course The Human is up there saying "what the eff............."



The bloody hell I have to go through.......



Love to all except that teat stinging creature



HRH

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........!!!!

I hads to cover me nose with me hoof this morning when I was getting my bloody meds.........

The pressure was wonky in the fat plastic tooby thing and when My Human turned it over it had loud farts and it went everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mostly all over My Human!!!! She has white spots all over her........!!!!

Snort.......

Love to all


HRH

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!

Check this out. What are the humans breeding now????


Never seen a kid like this.......????? The confirmation is funky and I am wondering about the bridle assessory??????











Still, very glad I lives in Canada.





Everyone enjoy the holiday





Love to all





HRH

TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS

Been very busy lately with no time to blog until now.





Check this out.... This is the Show Jumping Wannabe......

From the recent show. Handsome devil, me thinks!!! Comes from the land of Edam, Gouda and wooden shoes!!!!

Lots of stuff going on at the little farm. A couple of new boys have rented rooms in the past while. Not really acquainted with them yet since I am setting my sights on MSJW. My Mom keeps calling me a cougar about this which does confuse me since I don't even have fur for crying out loud. This must some bizarre human term that applies more to her gang rather than mine.

Plus I got a new best thing!!! Finally I get to hang my head out my room door. My Mom got me a room rope so I can have my door open. I got stern lecture on keeping me teeths to me-self and if I didn't she would take away this privilege. I took her very seriously on this but got caught tonight at dinner getting pissy with My BFF and in a flash it was gone. Don't get away with nothin' for effs sake. WTF..... Will put my pleading look on but not too much in case she thinks I'm sick and I get the temperature taker up the derriere again.

I always got to be on me hooves, always thinking.....

Love to all

HRH

BLUE RIBBON DAY.....

The mobile room unit pulled up a couple times this Sunday past. First for The Kid and then for My BFF and Mr. Showjumping Wannabe. Remember him from a post past when he jumped out of the paddock??? Really he is training for Dressage. Must have a talk with him about that.

Anyhoo........

This is My BFF doing her thing with the The Red Headed Wenchette we all love. Their first show together. Everyone was very proud and I don't know how she manages get an entourage every freakin' time. Glad they are all happy though

Mr. Handsome, The SJW was getting his hooves wet checking out the show grounds. Don't have a picture thingy for him. Must get My Human to have his human send me one.

The Kid doing his thing with his entourage. Good week for The Kid. Goes to his first show, is a superstar and then gets himself in the co-ed paddock that came to be this week. Waiting on a hay-mail from the Fat Bottomed One over there to find out what is going on. I tell you though, if they got boys and not us I am going to be un-holy P.Oed. More on that later.... Digressing.......











OMG.....









Check out his HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAA. My Mom said it looked like a bad perm she got in the 80's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









































Picture thingy isn't doing this justice. Get My Mom to haymail you the original.......

Snort.........






Love to all






HRH

THE MAY MONTH

The human came bouncing into the barn this morning and announced the following little ditty....

"Hay, hay, it's the first of May,
Outdoor screwing starts today.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My friend in the other field, that fat bottomed gal got this idea a day earlier.

Shimmied under the the fence and got into the gelding field and was being very unladylike enticing the boys.....

Seriously......

Love to all

HRH

JUST CALL ME BRILLIANT!!!

Thankfully my master plan worked!!!!

I got my birthday tiara and a sign on the door of my room that lit up announcing that I was the birthday gal!!!!!

Got a HUGE apple and a bunch of swag from My Mom!!!!!

All is well in my world.

Love to all

HRH