'EFFING DISGUSTING.....

Triple WTF!!!!!



I knew something was up when My Mom was dishing out the morning fare. Where is the Day Guy I wonder. We finished up the grub and were still inside. Waiting.....



Soon he arrives and I see him and My Mom running around outside and I am a wondering, could it be, could it just be.........???????????



THE WINTER GRUB IS HERE!!!!!



That is what they were doing putting out the winter grub!!! Cowabunga!!!!!! Not sure what happened to them but I be digressing here...



Anyhoo....... Out we go and I am admiring the bale and I have everything in order, kids in the proper places, everything is tickity-boo when who comes out...........????



DHMBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she did it again. Planted her body and rubbed herself ALL over the effing bale. Front end, back end, her face EVERYTHING!!!!! What did My Human do.......????



She stood there laughing her ass off!!!! Are you kidding me....??



I was so utterly grossed out that I just had to leave. Decided to slop down to the bog and eat the what is left of the green nummies. All by myself.... Everyone else was just a hoovering up the bale with all those cooties on it. Yuck, yuck, triple effing yuck and more yuck on top of all that.



Not sure what I am going to do next, but I think I have to get this fixed. Someone complain to My Human about it as if that would help, she may just laugh some more. I know, I can start a rumour...... Not sure what yet. Must think of a plan......



La, la, la, la, la, la........!!!!



Off to plot



Love



HRH

'BOUT TIME!!!!!

Something new came rolling up to my room.



I gots the Bowen Lady finally.



Stern lecture from The Human about my behaviour before hand along with a Sunday best grooming. My BFF has been raving about this for ages. Couple of other kids too. Everyone says it is fabulous so I was excited to try it and had been wondering what the problemo was with me not getting this.



So at last the lady comes and she lays her hands on me and it was good but I felt from time to time like I got a neck poke, but I am sure I didn't........ Feel pretty good, well as always!!!



Must catch up with the gang



Love to all



HRH

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!!!

Hard to believe that it is again the time of year the humans give thanks for having us horsies in their lives. They also feed on the demon turkeys which means there are less for me to encounter on our little hacks. Somehow I rather suspect these turkeys may not be affected since I can't imagine My Human out there grabbing one. Suspect she uses the cash thing for that.






Very sad to say that our German friend Miss Fraulein has headed off the sale barn. I know it made my Mom very sad to see her go and we all miss her in a our little herd. She will have a great career as a show jumper and we hope she goes to a nice human and maybe someday we will see her on our big screen when we are seeing what is going on at Spruce Meadows.









A couple of new kids. One I met briefly and she is out with the other girls. A new guy too and he is out with JJ and Elvis and is the kid of the red headed wenchette we all love. Settled right in like he had been here forever.









Been floating in it as usual and we are in our rain gear. The mud novelty has worn off but the other day I did try to look like an Indian warrior horse and painted myself up with the mud with artistic flourishes. I was very proud of the symmetrical lines on my face which extended deftly down my neck, over my dress and finished at my legs. Of course The Human did not appreciate the effort I made with this and proceeded to brush it all off me. Eff me gently.....!!!! Was I P.Oed!!!! Been tossin' her the bird ever since and gettin' in uber trouble for it. No appreciation for great art around these parts!!!



Still, when I thinks I know I have lots to thankful for. I have a tolerable human. I loves my gang especially My BFF. I get great clothes and everything else I need. I hang out all day and eat and do spend a lot of time relaxin' and chillin'



Yup things are good and the livin' is easy. Just don't let My Human know I says so!!!!



Love to all



HRH