Check out the swag!!!!!!
Love to all
HRH
Monday, September 20, 2010
BIG NEWS............!!!
The mobile room unit was busy yesterday with comin's and goin's.
First of all My BFF headed off to her show and came back as the champ of the whole year!!!! All of us in our little herd are very proud as well as all the humans. Both My BFF and the Red Headed Wenchette We All Love bested everyone and has ribbon on her door as big as her tail!!!
Well My BFF's tail!!! Picture of this to follow as soon as someone sends to My Human.....
OMG I nearly peed myself on this one....... mind you I have been doing that a lot lately..... digressing here..........
Shake of my fabulous head........
A different mobile room unit came in late yesterday as well. It released a new kid for the farm. It is a poneeeeeeee. The Humans are all cooing and ahing but it is scaring the business out of some of the big kids. I'm thinking have you all never seen a poneeeeeeee????? JJ was blowing and puffing and you should have seen Stinky this morning when she went outside. Telling everyone that the humans are shrinking us all.........
Snort...... A duh!!!!!!
Anyhoo on the peeing issue...... My Human has been rather perplexed as of late with my sudden overwhelming attraction to the new gal in the field. After much discussion the herd has decided that she is just the bee's knees!!!! I love her.......... we all do. I thought I would show her how welcome she is and took matters into my own hooves.
My Mom took me for a hand munch and I dragged her back over to the barn and called from outside to TNG. Need a really special blog name for her......... I called, then ran to our paddock, ran around in it for a bit...... Then came back in and marched My Mom down the other aisle. Poked me head into LMSP's stall, nope you're not the one and then I found her........... Oh New Gal, I love you and then I peed everywhere to show her. You are loved and welcomed. Spent the better part of last week calling over to her everyday from my room on the other side of the barn........... My Mom asked me finally if I was trying out an alternative life style at this point in my life.........
HUH?????
Love to all
HRH
First of all My BFF headed off to her show and came back as the champ of the whole year!!!! All of us in our little herd are very proud as well as all the humans. Both My BFF and the Red Headed Wenchette We All Love bested everyone and has ribbon on her door as big as her tail!!!
Well My BFF's tail!!! Picture of this to follow as soon as someone sends to My Human.....
OMG I nearly peed myself on this one....... mind you I have been doing that a lot lately..... digressing here..........
Shake of my fabulous head........
A different mobile room unit came in late yesterday as well. It released a new kid for the farm. It is a poneeeeeeee. The Humans are all cooing and ahing but it is scaring the business out of some of the big kids. I'm thinking have you all never seen a poneeeeeeee????? JJ was blowing and puffing and you should have seen Stinky this morning when she went outside. Telling everyone that the humans are shrinking us all.........
Snort...... A duh!!!!!!
Anyhoo on the peeing issue...... My Human has been rather perplexed as of late with my sudden overwhelming attraction to the new gal in the field. After much discussion the herd has decided that she is just the bee's knees!!!! I love her.......... we all do. I thought I would show her how welcome she is and took matters into my own hooves.
My Mom took me for a hand munch and I dragged her back over to the barn and called from outside to TNG. Need a really special blog name for her......... I called, then ran to our paddock, ran around in it for a bit...... Then came back in and marched My Mom down the other aisle. Poked me head into LMSP's stall, nope you're not the one and then I found her........... Oh New Gal, I love you and then I peed everywhere to show her. You are loved and welcomed. Spent the better part of last week calling over to her everyday from my room on the other side of the barn........... My Mom asked me finally if I was trying out an alternative life style at this point in my life.........
HUH?????
Love to all
HRH
Thursday, September 09, 2010
SHOW GIRLS.....
Check it out. My BFF in the ring showin' off at the recent Dressage show.
lookin' at the mud.
THE CHAMPS!!!!!
Love to all
HRH
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
CATCHING UP
My Mom has been telling everyone that her favorite word as of late has been CLUSTERF*CK!
Things sure have been crazy for everyone at the little farm.
The best news is My BFF TOTALLY cleaned up at a recent show not only getting 2 first place ribbons but won the entire division beating all the other humans with The Red Headed Wenchette We All Love. Pictures to follow as soon as someone sends some to My Human that she can figure out how to work it. I am better at the 'puter than she is. To call her technologically challenged is a freakin' understatement.
Bunch of kids coming and going. We got a new girl in our paddock the other day. Big, really big, really, really big. I was getting totally pissed since she obviously didn't read the script and even though we were all telling her STAY THE EFF AWAY.......... She just kept coming over to us all again and again and again. Gave her the shitty face a bunch of times and Little Miss Sweetie Pie was tossing the bum and yet she just wanted to be with us. Wondering about the sanity of LMSP since she is twice her size for the love of the Horse Goddess...... Digressing........
Had to take matters into my hooves of course and I decided that the best course of action was to guard the gate. I just planted myself there with my posse. Got foiled by My Mom who didn't appreciate my new status as Gate Keeper and routinely came and hustled us out of there and told us to go eat grass. I was prepared to hold out but I got out voted, WTF........
Anyhoo........
Plus I got a haymail from the Fat Bottomed One in the other barn saying she saw My Human looking up at the ceiling in her barn muttering that it didn't look like that last night. I know how she loves these 6am barn surprises. Apparently it was worse in Stinky's room, but some humans came in and fixed it so it wouldn't fall on his noggin.
She also told me that the rumour is true that they DO in fact have boys in their field. The White Stallion (we only let him think he has his bits.......) is there apparently plus The Kid decided he preferred this paddock to the boys because he has a gelding crush on Golden Boy and he is also out with them. The Kid did his best limbo routine a bunch of times until the humans finally just started putting him out there.
Like My Mom says............
Clusterf*ck..........
Love to all
HRH
Things sure have been crazy for everyone at the little farm.
The best news is My BFF TOTALLY cleaned up at a recent show not only getting 2 first place ribbons but won the entire division beating all the other humans with The Red Headed Wenchette We All Love. Pictures to follow as soon as someone sends some to My Human that she can figure out how to work it. I am better at the 'puter than she is. To call her technologically challenged is a freakin' understatement.
Bunch of kids coming and going. We got a new girl in our paddock the other day. Big, really big, really, really big. I was getting totally pissed since she obviously didn't read the script and even though we were all telling her STAY THE EFF AWAY.......... She just kept coming over to us all again and again and again. Gave her the shitty face a bunch of times and Little Miss Sweetie Pie was tossing the bum and yet she just wanted to be with us. Wondering about the sanity of LMSP since she is twice her size for the love of the Horse Goddess...... Digressing........
Had to take matters into my hooves of course and I decided that the best course of action was to guard the gate. I just planted myself there with my posse. Got foiled by My Mom who didn't appreciate my new status as Gate Keeper and routinely came and hustled us out of there and told us to go eat grass. I was prepared to hold out but I got out voted, WTF........
Anyhoo........
Plus I got a haymail from the Fat Bottomed One in the other barn saying she saw My Human looking up at the ceiling in her barn muttering that it didn't look like that last night. I know how she loves these 6am barn surprises. Apparently it was worse in Stinky's room, but some humans came in and fixed it so it wouldn't fall on his noggin.
She also told me that the rumour is true that they DO in fact have boys in their field. The White Stallion (we only let him think he has his bits.......) is there apparently plus The Kid decided he preferred this paddock to the boys because he has a gelding crush on Golden Boy and he is also out with them. The Kid did his best limbo routine a bunch of times until the humans finally just started putting him out there.
Like My Mom says............
Clusterf*ck..........
Love to all
HRH
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