CATCHING UP

My Mom has been telling everyone that her favorite word as of late has been CLUSTERF*CK!





Things sure have been crazy for everyone at the little farm.





The best news is My BFF TOTALLY cleaned up at a recent show not only getting 2 first place ribbons but won the entire division beating all the other humans with The Red Headed Wenchette We All Love. Pictures to follow as soon as someone sends some to My Human that she can figure out how to work it. I am better at the 'puter than she is. To call her technologically challenged is a freakin' understatement.





Bunch of kids coming and going. We got a new girl in our paddock the other day. Big, really big, really, really big. I was getting totally pissed since she obviously didn't read the script and even though we were all telling her STAY THE EFF AWAY.......... She just kept coming over to us all again and again and again. Gave her the shitty face a bunch of times and Little Miss Sweetie Pie was tossing the bum and yet she just wanted to be with us. Wondering about the sanity of LMSP since she is twice her size for the love of the Horse Goddess...... Digressing........





Had to take matters into my hooves of course and I decided that the best course of action was to guard the gate. I just planted myself there with my posse. Got foiled by My Mom who didn't appreciate my new status as Gate Keeper and routinely came and hustled us out of there and told us to go eat grass. I was prepared to hold out but I got out voted, WTF........





Anyhoo........





Plus I got a haymail from the Fat Bottomed One in the other barn saying she saw My Human looking up at the ceiling in her barn muttering that it didn't look like that last night. I know how she loves these 6am barn surprises. Apparently it was worse in Stinky's room, but some humans came in and fixed it so it wouldn't fall on his noggin.





She also told me that the rumour is true that they DO in fact have boys in their field. The White Stallion (we only let him think he has his bits.......) is there apparently plus The Kid decided he preferred this paddock to the boys because he has a gelding crush on Golden Boy and he is also out with them. The Kid did his best limbo routine a bunch of times until the humans finally just started putting him out there.



Like My Mom says............



Clusterf*ck..........



Love to all



HRH