I'm sure you all missed my wit and wisdom!!!!!!!
I had a Good Christmas. Got stuff. I was very surprised that the balls I got didn't involve carnal relations with the stud muffin of my choice. Rather it is food. Uncle Jimmy's Hanging Balls!!! It hangs in my stall and I'm trying to eat the thing and it keeps moving so I can only git a bit at a time. Oh well, if I can't get it on then food is the next best thing.
My Mom was home all last week. I got my pedicure, my massage and a visit from the horse Doc. Nothing serious so don't you all fret. They just took a little of my blood to make sure that I'm the prime specimen I am.
What I really like about this Christmas thing is that the stuff the human gets ends up being mine!!!! How good is that????
It has been a crazy week. All the gals are in heat and lusting after the boys in the barn. We all did a good run around the paddock the other day and impressed the humans and all the boys. I get really cranky when I'm in the heat so all the girlies better stay away. Boys come on over, bring it on I say, but you all know I don't lift my tail for just anyone. Still liking Mr. Cool the best since he is so debonairre.
Other than that it has been kind of quiet so the human is happy. So those who bug her don't wreck it by acting like an asshat. This makes my human cranky and she isn't even in heat.
Must be off now, hay to eat and boys to git
Love
HRH
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
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well girlie, theres been so much going on here I do not know where to start. My human went off into the sunset on Gray Beast on Friday past and I was so happy. She left me with flakes and flakes of hay and grain and I was thinking....life just can't get better.....but then when the food was gone....it wasn't so great...I called for gray beast thinking she'd come at my beck and call as usual but seems she was enjoying the outing too much. I got this funny feeling...I think they call it 'lonely'...I actually missed her...I ran all around the field, up to the river, through the trails and still couldn't see her. I had no one to boss, no one to blame stuff on and that really sucked. I went in the first night and Gray Beast's stall was still empty, I wasn't happy spending the night in there alone, the human left the light on for me and that helped but by dawn I had to do something so I started working off the boards in an attempt to escape and come see you...I got one board loose and broke my gate but to no avail, the human caught me and she folied the plan. You see she is usually late on Saturdays and that funny shade of green but she wasn't like that at all...I started thinking maybe I really kind of do like that beast , well shes tolerable anyway and she IS my flunkie after all...the next night I prayed to Pegasus in the sky to bring her back and promised I'd be nicer to her(hooves crossed) but she still didn't come back. My human was all upset on Sunday, saying gray beast was sick and I was so paniced...THEN at midday I heard steps and there she was, looking so silly and dumb coming down the road all dressed in her pink and purple, she called to me and HRH I was so happy, I raced through the snow, power machine that I am, and then she was home. I checked her out top to bottom...she didn't look sick to me....she was so happy to be back too, said the adventure wasn't what she hoped, she was so afraid that the human was going to leave gher at the track, she pretended to be sick and it worked...seems she learned a bit from me. This being nice to her is OK, she looks up to me so much anayway and she's always there to blame stuff on...I am getting a pedicure today so shes a bit miffed but thats OK cause we will go on adventures together now once I get my new shoes.Gotta go for now,
Solitare
Well there, you gotta have pals you know. I missed my BFF so much when she went off to the horse hospital I felt like leaking. Don't tell anyone though. They will think I'm soft. I hardly ever get to be alone since I have 8 kids in the field now. New gal this weekend, she is trying to move in on my Mom and I'm not having that for sure. Sometimes Mom brings me into the barn and it is just her and I. I like that since I get all her attention and I get many treats!!!!
Your Mom told mine about the Gray Beast being sick. I think she missed you and was homesick for her new home. I don't think she had a nice life at the track and I have it on good authority from the hayfield express that she really likes you and her home. Maybe you both could come and visit me.
Cool on the shoes. Mine are pretty fashionable too. I love my pedicurist. He comes with guys.
Oh by the way, Brad Pitt is back in love with me again. Such a hottie he is and he has very good taste.
Anyway, I got to run. The human is up in arms since she needs to use the computer to earn that cash thing. Can't have the cash run out you know. Not sure about this one, it is a human thing
See you soon and bring the Grey Beast too. Tell her to bring the purple stuff. It is my favorite colour.
Love
HRH
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