Wednesday, December 24, 2008

OMG!!!!! DISASTER AVERTED!!!!!

I NEARLY FORGOT CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



With so much going on it nearly slipped me by!!! Sure my room has a stocking and tinsel and I am a very festive horsie....... Don't you snicker at me in the next room Frauline; I am so festive, just you remember that the round bale belongs to me.... OR ELSE!!!!



Right now, back to it. I have been so bothered by the effing weather that I lost my focus. Let me tell you about that. Snow, snow and more freaking snow. So much that the hay people were having trouble bringing the grub!!! What will happen???? The food is still coming like normal and yesterday truck rumbled up with more of the outside hay. For me!!!!



OMG!!! I nearly forgot this too. My little herd is matchy, matchy!!!! I have my big winter dress on (new one!!!) and Little Miss Sweetie Pie has the same!!! More on her later, but she is bay like me. My BFF has this plaid number on and Miss Frauline has the same!!! Then there is DHMBIAB....... wait for it!!! She is naked!!!! She says you got to show it off when you got it. Not sure what she means by that, but I am thinking she may be giving me a poke!!!!!



Back to Christmas..... What will be in my stocking for me this year?? I have so been a good girl and Santa knows this. Plus I am sure the Human will be giving me more stuff. Plus I should be getting bunches of treats. It is hard work being me!!!! You betcha!!!!!

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas

Love to all

HRH

2 comments:

Islandgirls said...

oh HRH, I finally got the mitts on the puter, what an ordeal these past months, no time to send a hello even, but I'm sure you know the goings on cause the humans yammer back and forth....firstly, did I tell you that we got a new brother? Rokeby Buck? He's OK actually, does what I command so thats fine, he can stay...hes twelve and dark bay, no white at all, looks like those frightful moose that live over yonder....
AND my old brother is coming home this week, we are all very excited by this news, gray beast has to share her room space as she has the biggest room, so hers will be renovated to make a room for Jigger....sucks to be her I said....
um, well back to more exciting news, we flooded out of our rooms awhile back, I was happily munching when the floors and walls and everything started leaking, I was thinking OMFG where is me mudder....she never showed but our little human came with John Wayne from accross the way( thats our BFF Jennas human....his name is actually Oral....but my human is apalled by this so he is JW....
they saved our hides that night as we three waded out up to our bellys in water, we were perfectly behaving as we feared being left behind....mind you...my leg is much better since the ordeal and I do not wear socks anymore...
anyway....we went to the reform school for the night and I was thinking all night....WTF is my human...I was so peed...but then at 7am she came screehing like a banshee and I discovered she was out of town while we were flubbing for our lives and she left her tingamajiggy at home that allows her to talk to other humans when shes away....cell is it called...anyhoo, fat lot of good it was that night....she then proceeded to drop it in the flood water along with the keys that opens the Dodge which brings the grub every morning....
we went home for a week and mind you, THATS not the end of the story, the night we came home, I nearly choked on my feed, I was saved in timely fashion and a week passed without incident till we were brought back to the track.All has been quiet since other than the fat man visited Christmas Eve and filled our stockings, I got all sorts of treats and I have gotten extra cause the other two won't eat their candy canes or peanuts in the shell or even lickits,,,but I eat EVERYTHING......must dash, I heaR THE GRUB TUB COMING, TOOODLES....
Sol

As The Manure Turns said...

Sol Baby WTF??? You too eh??? Sounds like everything is crazy in horsie land. We had the floods too but we were able to stay home but you got 'vacuated. At least they were able to keep up the standards. Your Mom did tell my Mom about this and said it happened two times. I fear if my Mom has another flood she may look like she has the chokes too!!!

Did you have to get the tubes??? I hate that. Happened to me so I get mush all the time but I only got the tubes because of the bad wormer.

My bloody Mother is here all the time. I have been worried about my situation because I understand the cash thing but it all seems to be going ok. She is staying off my back because of my big leg and I keep getting the nasty cauliflower cruds on the same leg. She says we are going for a hack but truthfully the weather has been so crappy. Either it is the white stuff or the frozen stuff or sky keeps leaking and then there is the sloppy stuff, I get a reprieve. She has the bit warmer thing on my bridle and thanks to your human's Mom for that one. No more getting my freaking tongue stuck on my bridle before I go out.

Guy named Oral eh!!! Hee hee!!!

I think things are back to normal here too. Sending the human out for some shopping to make sure my situation is ok. Nothing has come out recently but I heard the human talking and I think I got a new sheet to wear when I work. Not too worried since I don't use the one on my door now so I can't imagine working too hard any time soon.

Anyway DHMBIAB is hogging the freaking bale again. She like to bump it with her ass and the rub herself on the whole thing. Just what we need, grey mare cooties on the grub.

Will try and haymail this to you but not sure how to do this on the lap tap!!

Love

HRH