ALL RIGHTY THEN................

So yeah, today another day in the Great White North. Enough already. The bloody white stuff came down again the other day and we are all slogging in it. Nothing to do but stand around the bale and stuff my gorgeous face.





If you can believe it DHMBIAB had a major sissy fit on the way to the bale and was jumping around on the rope with my Mom. My Human gave her a break today and didn't make her do the Pony Club thing (snort!!!) and she freakin' came over and rubbed her nakedness all over our FOOD!!! ACTUALLY GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES IN IT!! I am thinking WTF get yourself off the grub. "Are you praying to the horse Gods??? Sucky poo, big blue tarp on bedding pile scaring ya?"











Then, the new one also had a big sissy fit on the end of the rope with my Mom. Now I'm thinking don't kill her, she needs to pay my bills.











Don't tell anyone but the humans are doing switchies with us furry ones?????!!!!!











I was chatting over the fence with the lovely JJ and he told me that he got new Humans but is staying at our little farm and not moving away. Plus he is very happy that he still gets to hang out with his old humans!!! Seems that the two human herds got together and have a made a deal that makes ALL the humans happy. JJ is happy happy since he likes it here and has been on the farm since my Mom and the Other Head Wench started to rent out rooms for horsies.

Glad about this for sure.

Anyway I won't be bugged today since I hear the Human is out!!!

Love to all

HRH

WINTER IS A STATE OF MIND?????????

Holy Tamale!!!!!!!!!!!







I am thinking that I am getting to be a field horse much to my chagrin today that little notion came to an end. I see The Human coming for me in the middle of the day and that can mean a couple of things for me but seeing how the weather today was actually nice I figured I am getting a ride. In I came and was getting dressed when...................







Much to my horror it was discovered one of my best things has been eated by mice!!! THEY ATE MY BIT WARMER!! I am crushed!!!! Those furry mousers are SLACKING!!!!! I think My Mom has taken it into her rooms to see if it will be ok.







I soon got over it since I was forced into the indoor to see if I was on form. Yup, sure am. All good. Showed off my stuff and then we went for a hack in the snow. It was pretty good being out in the legal fields. It was pretty with all the snow shining all nice and clean. The sun was shining too making the white stuff look like bling. I do share My Human's love of bling!!!



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This is the poor horsie that was confined his whole life until he came to live with his new and if you have been following the blog his permanent human. I was shocked when I heard about him getting sick but I am glad to say he is getting better. I knew in my heart that he would be ok because the horse Gods would make sure he was. But bloody hell PIGEONS???



My Mom had to explain to me that this was not caused by pigeons. Thank the horse Gods some more since I was worried knowing about the freaking turkeys and all. You never know what the devil turkeys can do.



Off to rule the bale



Love



HRH

FREEZING OUR TAILS OFF

OMG!!!





I barely recognized my human this morning when she came in the barn. She looks like she has become an Eskimo or maybe she is going to one of those countries where all the ladies are covered from head to toe????? I could only see her eyes!!!





Plus I heard her talking to the New Day Guy and we have to stay in our rooms it is so cold. I hate having to stay in but I guess it may help my big leg a bit. I have a big leg in my front and I have been done up at night with the tingly stuff. Blech!!!



I don't like the winter. White stuff, slippy stuff, stuff leaking in our rooms. The only good thing is that I get to wear my stuff.



Should be a boring day but the humans will keep the grub coming



Chat soon



HRH

ALL MY FRIENDS - UPDATE!!!

This is for the uninitiated but I thought I would introduce everyone





HRH - Me - Stands for Her Royal Highness. A fitting name for me I must agree. I have also heard myself referred to in the barn as The Grand Dame. Don't be listening to humans who have other names for me. I own my human who is referred to as such or Mom or sometimes the Head Wench.





MY BFF - My best friend in the whole world. She lives in the room next door and we are the belles of bale out in the field. She is also known as the Dressage Queen from time to time since she excels in dressage and doesn't like to jump. At least she never blabs on about it.





Miss Frauline - my other neighbour in the barn and pasture mate. She is German and we teaching her to speak Canadian eh. She has a Wenchette that works in the barn Does the Hunter thing with her Wenchette.





Little Miss Sweetie Pie - Our youngster. Hard to pick on since she is so sweet. Has great taste in clothing.





DHMBIAB - Stands for DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I AM BEAUTIFUL. Our current wild child and pasture mate. She is a teenager. Enough said!!





We got a new kid in our gang the other day. More about her later. She is a baby though and DHMBIAB is driving her koo-koo so we have not had a chance to chat





This all the gang I hang with right now but we have others on our little farm that get mentioned from time to time. Sometimes because they do something that makes me laugh or cause a poop storm of sorts at the barn or I find them entertaining.





The Royal Cousin. We are distantly related though our royal lineage. Has her Wenchette that hangs out at the barn and lives around he corner and is a big help to my Mom and the other Head Wench. Used to be in our gang but now lives in front with Elvis's Sister





Little Miss Saddlebred - Zippy girl that loves to hack and and run around but currently has a hurted tendon. Usually see her on the trail. Hangs out with the LandShark bunch





Brad Pitt - Handsome, handsome boy that I used to board with at another stable before he came to our farm. Very acquainted with him if you get my drift!!!





J.J. Another handsome boy who has been on our farm since the begginning. We chat from time to time over the fence line about all the kids we have known. Good guy.





Mr. GQ - Lanky TB who is owns the daughter of the Other Head Wench Very excitable boy, handsome and hangs with Brad Pitt.





The White Stallion - Snort!!! The kid of the Other Head Wench, hacking buddy. He thinks he has his bits and won't hear anything otherwise. Hangs out with his brother Mr. GQ and Brad Pitt.





The LandShark - big bottomed chestnut mare (she has a song sung to the tune of Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls) called Fat Bottomed Mare which is featured somewhere on my blog. Not good at the puter connecty thing so you have to look for it. She is in charge of the other girl field and hangs with Little Miss Saddlebred, Twizzle among others.





Stinky - Lives in the room next to the LandShark in the little barn and they have been together for ever. The LandShark says they are just friends but you know what I say when things are being denied,...... Hum......





Elvis - What can be said about Elvis. Blanket destroyer extraordinaire. Big lovable guy. Tries to make the humans think he is dumb but he isn't. All round barn doofus.





Elvis's Sister - Hangs out with the Royal Cousin and regularly denies being related to Elvis. She is kind of like the Grace Kelly of the barn.





The Kid - Also related to Elvis and Elvis's sister but has been sent off to boarding school for youngsters to get started.





Twizzle - Fun gal that hangs in the LandShark's gang. Had been on room rest for a long time but now is ok but don't like it when the ground bubbles and then gets hard.

The Show God - Handsome boy that does the AQHA thing. He is happy at our little farm since he gets to hang outside all day at our place. When he came he was used to staying in his room all day. A true gentleman kinda like Gary Grant.



A bunch of new kids too on the farm which I have yet to write about on the lap tap but will soon. Everyone is my friend and I love everyone. Especially those who's humans give me treats!! Get you a good mention here if you stay on my good side!!!





Love to all






HRH

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND THOUGHTS OF FLYING MONKEYS AND MY BFF THINKS SHE MAY HAVE TO LEARN TO SNORKLE!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!!!!



Aaaahhhh!!!



So much keeps goin' on all the time.



Christmas has come and gone and I did get some rockin' sparkle boots!!! GOLD!!!! Gold sparkle boots for my hoofies!!! Stylin', just stylin!!! But I must say I was TOTALLY P.Oed when we were dragged in early on Christmas Day????? I am thinking WTF you keep us out when we are drowning in snow and on a nice day we come in early??? My BFF was happy since her humans were eating Turkey (I hope it was the one that gave me a heart attack on the trail a few years past) at my human's room so she was very happy to see them all day long. I guess it is ok since I have given this much thought since I have so much time to think because I hardly ever get me hooves on the puter. I told the BFF that seeing them all the time wears off since you don't get away with nothin, but it is ok to let them have a nice time at Christmas.



Speaking of my BFF and nearly drowning the other day the sky starting leaking buckets and all the white stuff was leaking too and it all ended up in MY BFF's room and mine too. My BFF had been in for a visit with her Mom and Dad and told us this when she got back to the bale. Water everywhere she said and then she said it was in my room too. She kepts saying she needed the thing she saw on the the big screen we keep behind the poop pile. Of course we inquired WHAT THING???? She says she saw humans with a tube thing on and and duck feet on their hooves paddling around with the fishes. They sucked their air through the tuby thing. I am wondering WTF her humans have put in her mash???? Then I hear the rest of her message...... My room too. OMG!!!!



Anyway by the time I got back to my room it seemed ok and MY BFF was in another room since she wasn't beside me. A little while later my Mom comes into my room and SQUISH, SQUISH, SQUISH!!! Some rather vulgar language which I can't repeat being the lady I am. She figures out FINALLY that my room was wet too. Not just MY BFF's which she spent the afternoon bailing out the "boat" next door. So I while I am getting my room cleaned up I figure out MY BFF is in the room across the hall.



By the next day things are back to normal and then the Winged Monkeys came calling. You know they swish by in the night and make things bang around and if you are not careful they can come and eat us horsies. They become invisible during the day and have caused many a bad mane day. Or blow up our bottoms and cause the scoots and skaddles.



Anyhoo........ The WM's kept coming and they made the lights and everything go away. I am thinking why are the humans bringing us in early again and then my room is dark and I am thinking WTF now???? The humans are all running around making sure we have all our stuff but it is totally dark??



A little while later the Wenchette of the Royal Cousin comes in and they are using things that shine circles on the walls (give me the creeps to tell the truth; not sure what these things are) but they are using them to give us our dinner. Soon My Mom and the Other Head Wench are there and with the help of other humans got us all our water and hay and stuff and tucked us in. Hours pass and then my Mom comes in early the next morning and she still has the light tube and she is talking to the Royal Cousin's Grandma and I can tell she is not happy. WTF she says we still have no power and it has been almost 20 hours!!!! I am listening and I can tell she is pretty stressed by now and I think she is going to leak. The ladies give us our grub and after that the New Day Guy shows up as normal and still no light. Finally just as we are getting our breakfast the lights are back on. I see the humans are doing the happy happy dance and once again crisis has bee averted.

Back to the routine - a good thing.

Today the sun is shining, we have the round bale but I do wish DHMBIAB would stop sitting in it. My BFF has the same hood thing on as Miss Frauline and I am holding my breath so I don't wet myself laughing!!!!

Happy New Year and love to all

HRH