Sing my song..... Apologies to Led Zeppelin........
Was a rambling out in the legal fields for a bit yesterday before I joined the fabulous JJ and Grace Kelly in the indoor. Had to give Gracie lots of mare glare in case she felt she would hone in on one of my boys but then she reminded me that he is her brother for F's sake. She even said the real word but being a lady I won't repeat it.
Not a whole lot going on my world. My BFF says the Bowen Lady is coming again for us and I am looking forward to that. Fabulous. The Bowen Lady lays her hands and makes me feel like I got a neck poke and I don't get violated in any way after!!!
How good is this????
Uber good I say.
Love to all
HRH
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
THE NOVEMBER MONTH
Is here.
Usually The Mother Nature Dame is busy in cahoots with The Old Man Winter Dude but not this year. Finally it has become nice in our little neck of the woods. After months and months of slogging in it we have some nice days with sunshine and even the green yummies have started growing again. Praise be!!!!!
I was seriously P.Oed when My Mom went to the Royal Winter Fair and nothing came out for me. WTF is THIS I wonder. Rumour has it that she got new pink boots for her and My BFF overheard the humans yakking and apparently there are pink boots for me too but I have yet to see them. Mind you I did get a new smashing pink bucket for me room which I just love.
New kid across the hall, youngster, haven't thought of a blog name for him yet but I must say I do admire his style. Made a HUGE entrance to our little farm when My Mom introduced him to what was supposed to be his new gang and all seemed to be well at first but then a couple of hours later he decided to show off his jumping abilities and leaped out of the paddock!!!! Came running down the side of our paddock beside the indoor making all sorts of noise and you should have seen all the humans running around totally freaking out!! BAAAAWAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! He is now hanging out next to Stinky in private quarters.
Usually The Mother Nature Dame is busy in cahoots with The Old Man Winter Dude but not this year. Finally it has become nice in our little neck of the woods. After months and months of slogging in it we have some nice days with sunshine and even the green yummies have started growing again. Praise be!!!!!
I was seriously P.Oed when My Mom went to the Royal Winter Fair and nothing came out for me. WTF is THIS I wonder. Rumour has it that she got new pink boots for her and My BFF overheard the humans yakking and apparently there are pink boots for me too but I have yet to see them. Mind you I did get a new smashing pink bucket for me room which I just love.
New kid across the hall, youngster, haven't thought of a blog name for him yet but I must say I do admire his style. Made a HUGE entrance to our little farm when My Mom introduced him to what was supposed to be his new gang and all seemed to be well at first but then a couple of hours later he decided to show off his jumping abilities and leaped out of the paddock!!!! Came running down the side of our paddock beside the indoor making all sorts of noise and you should have seen all the humans running around totally freaking out!! BAAAAWAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! He is now hanging out next to Stinky in private quarters.
I tested My Mom's reflexes the other day when I realized the tire jump had been renovated and I took great affront to this. Silly woman was hanging off me after I did a spooky dookey side pass combination at it. Got me ran over to this for a good look. Yeah, yeah seen it before, done it before just wanted to make sure you were awake up there Mom!!!! Yeesh...... Not like I was trying to dislodge you on purpose or anthing.
I hear we have some new kids coming at the end of the month and a new gal for our little gang.
Well off to make sure that DHMBIAB keeps her derriere off the winter grub. Still can't figure WTF is up with that. Seriously
Love to all
HRH
Friday, October 30, 2009
'EFFING DISGUSTING.....
Triple WTF!!!!!
I knew something was up when My Mom was dishing out the morning fare. Where is the Day Guy I wonder. We finished up the grub and were still inside. Waiting.....
Soon he arrives and I see him and My Mom running around outside and I am a wondering, could it be, could it just be.........???????????
THE WINTER GRUB IS HERE!!!!!
That is what they were doing putting out the winter grub!!! Cowabunga!!!!!! Not sure what happened to them but I be digressing here...
Anyhoo....... Out we go and I am admiring the bale and I have everything in order, kids in the proper places, everything is tickity-boo when who comes out...........????
DHMBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she did it again. Planted her body and rubbed herself ALL over the effing bale. Front end, back end, her face EVERYTHING!!!!! What did My Human do.......????
She stood there laughing her ass off!!!! Are you kidding me....??
I was so utterly grossed out that I just had to leave. Decided to slop down to the bog and eat the what is left of the green nummies. All by myself.... Everyone else was just a hoovering up the bale with all those cooties on it. Yuck, yuck, triple effing yuck and more yuck on top of all that.
Not sure what I am going to do next, but I think I have to get this fixed. Someone complain to My Human about it as if that would help, she may just laugh some more. I know, I can start a rumour...... Not sure what yet. Must think of a plan......
La, la, la, la, la, la........!!!!
Off to plot
Love
HRH
I knew something was up when My Mom was dishing out the morning fare. Where is the Day Guy I wonder. We finished up the grub and were still inside. Waiting.....
Soon he arrives and I see him and My Mom running around outside and I am a wondering, could it be, could it just be.........???????????
THE WINTER GRUB IS HERE!!!!!
That is what they were doing putting out the winter grub!!! Cowabunga!!!!!! Not sure what happened to them but I be digressing here...
Anyhoo....... Out we go and I am admiring the bale and I have everything in order, kids in the proper places, everything is tickity-boo when who comes out...........????
DHMBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she did it again. Planted her body and rubbed herself ALL over the effing bale. Front end, back end, her face EVERYTHING!!!!! What did My Human do.......????
She stood there laughing her ass off!!!! Are you kidding me....??
I was so utterly grossed out that I just had to leave. Decided to slop down to the bog and eat the what is left of the green nummies. All by myself.... Everyone else was just a hoovering up the bale with all those cooties on it. Yuck, yuck, triple effing yuck and more yuck on top of all that.
Not sure what I am going to do next, but I think I have to get this fixed. Someone complain to My Human about it as if that would help, she may just laugh some more. I know, I can start a rumour...... Not sure what yet. Must think of a plan......
La, la, la, la, la, la........!!!!
Off to plot
Love
HRH
Saturday, October 17, 2009
'BOUT TIME!!!!!
Something new came rolling up to my room.
I gots the Bowen Lady finally.
Stern lecture from The Human about my behaviour before hand along with a Sunday best grooming. My BFF has been raving about this for ages. Couple of other kids too. Everyone says it is fabulous so I was excited to try it and had been wondering what the problemo was with me not getting this.
So at last the lady comes and she lays her hands on me and it was good but I felt from time to time like I got a neck poke, but I am sure I didn't........ Feel pretty good, well as always!!!
Must catch up with the gang
Love to all
HRH
I gots the Bowen Lady finally.
Stern lecture from The Human about my behaviour before hand along with a Sunday best grooming. My BFF has been raving about this for ages. Couple of other kids too. Everyone says it is fabulous so I was excited to try it and had been wondering what the problemo was with me not getting this.
So at last the lady comes and she lays her hands on me and it was good but I felt from time to time like I got a neck poke, but I am sure I didn't........ Feel pretty good, well as always!!!
Must catch up with the gang
Love to all
HRH
Saturday, October 10, 2009
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!!!
Hard to believe that it is again the time of year the humans give thanks for having us horsies in their lives. They also feed on the demon turkeys which means there are less for me to encounter on our little hacks. Somehow I rather suspect these turkeys may not be affected since I can't imagine My Human out there grabbing one. Suspect she uses the cash thing for that.
Very sad to say that our German friend Miss Fraulein has headed off the sale barn. I know it made my Mom very sad to see her go and we all miss her in a our little herd. She will have a great career as a show jumper and we hope she goes to a nice human and maybe someday we will see her on our big screen when we are seeing what is going on at Spruce Meadows.
A couple of new kids. One I met briefly and she is out with the other girls. A new guy too and he is out with JJ and Elvis and is the kid of the red headed wenchette we all love. Settled right in like he had been here forever.
Been floating in it as usual and we are in our rain gear. The mud novelty has worn off but the other day I did try to look like an Indian warrior horse and painted myself up with the mud with artistic flourishes. I was very proud of the symmetrical lines on my face which extended deftly down my neck, over my dress and finished at my legs. Of course The Human did not appreciate the effort I made with this and proceeded to brush it all off me. Eff me gently.....!!!! Was I P.Oed!!!! Been tossin' her the bird ever since and gettin' in uber trouble for it. No appreciation for great art around these parts!!!
Still, when I thinks I know I have lots to thankful for. I have a tolerable human. I loves my gang especially My BFF. I get great clothes and everything else I need. I hang out all day and eat and do spend a lot of time relaxin' and chillin'
Yup things are good and the livin' is easy. Just don't let My Human know I says so!!!!
Love to all
HRH
Very sad to say that our German friend Miss Fraulein has headed off the sale barn. I know it made my Mom very sad to see her go and we all miss her in a our little herd. She will have a great career as a show jumper and we hope she goes to a nice human and maybe someday we will see her on our big screen when we are seeing what is going on at Spruce Meadows.
A couple of new kids. One I met briefly and she is out with the other girls. A new guy too and he is out with JJ and Elvis and is the kid of the red headed wenchette we all love. Settled right in like he had been here forever.
Been floating in it as usual and we are in our rain gear. The mud novelty has worn off but the other day I did try to look like an Indian warrior horse and painted myself up with the mud with artistic flourishes. I was very proud of the symmetrical lines on my face which extended deftly down my neck, over my dress and finished at my legs. Of course The Human did not appreciate the effort I made with this and proceeded to brush it all off me. Eff me gently.....!!!! Was I P.Oed!!!! Been tossin' her the bird ever since and gettin' in uber trouble for it. No appreciation for great art around these parts!!!
Still, when I thinks I know I have lots to thankful for. I have a tolerable human. I loves my gang especially My BFF. I get great clothes and everything else I need. I hang out all day and eat and do spend a lot of time relaxin' and chillin'
Yup things are good and the livin' is easy. Just don't let My Human know I says so!!!!
Love to all
HRH
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
COWS!!!!
They're baaaaaack!!!
The smelly bovine creatures are back across the road. Coming at us like Mongol hordes but being prevented by us superior creatures using our super powers aided and abetted by the ghost of Xenophon......
HUH?????? Sorry went somewhere......... Didn't even get a neck poke. 'Fraid I may be goin' as loopy as My Human!!!!!
Speakin' of her, got dragged for a hack in the legal fields the other day. Truthfully been too long since I had her lumbering around up there. Was nice, no bugs and when I got back I saw we had a new kid on the little farm. Don't know nothin' about her but I am sure there will be a tale or two down the road.
The Mother Nature dame is spitting on us a bit today and she still has the oven on.
Must get back to my post, keep those bovine creatures in their place.
Love to all
HRH
The smelly bovine creatures are back across the road. Coming at us like Mongol hordes but being prevented by us superior creatures using our super powers aided and abetted by the ghost of Xenophon......
HUH?????? Sorry went somewhere......... Didn't even get a neck poke. 'Fraid I may be goin' as loopy as My Human!!!!!
Speakin' of her, got dragged for a hack in the legal fields the other day. Truthfully been too long since I had her lumbering around up there. Was nice, no bugs and when I got back I saw we had a new kid on the little farm. Don't know nothin' about her but I am sure there will be a tale or two down the road.
The Mother Nature dame is spitting on us a bit today and she still has the oven on.
Must get back to my post, keep those bovine creatures in their place.
Love to all
HRH
Friday, September 18, 2009
SEPTEMBER ALREADY
Hard to believe that summer is almost gone but the signs have been everywhere. The dark comes sooner and the week past our bovine neighbours were gone somewhere and there were bales and bales of winter chow hanging around across the street. Soon the winter chow was gone to be saved for when the Old Man Winter dude re-appears. Shudder the thought.........
Been playin' a game of psych with My Human!!!!! Not been eating my hay, but saving it for later. Got me a bunch of night visits after night check with her in her effing PJ's looking like somethin' that got dragged out of a nightclub after too much fun with the happy juice!!!!!
Couple of kids have gone. Big Mama and the Kid Across the Hall. Big Mama got a new human that everyone likes and will still see her old human from time to time. KATH's humans moved to different part of the province. Rumour has it new kids coming but I haven't met anyone new yet.
Off to enjoy my day
Love to all
HRH
Been playin' a game of psych with My Human!!!!! Not been eating my hay, but saving it for later. Got me a bunch of night visits after night check with her in her effing PJ's looking like somethin' that got dragged out of a nightclub after too much fun with the happy juice!!!!!
Couple of kids have gone. Big Mama and the Kid Across the Hall. Big Mama got a new human that everyone likes and will still see her old human from time to time. KATH's humans moved to different part of the province. Rumour has it new kids coming but I haven't met anyone new yet.
Off to enjoy my day
Love to all
HRH
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