GROUNDING 2012............

My Mom came stompin' in the barn yesterday with this little ditty.......

The weather outside is frightful
so your day won't be so delightful.
Until we get some snow
turn out for you is not a go......

Sigh.......

Heard the humans talking about skies leakin' then freezin' and the little farm being a sheet of ice. Best thing for us kids to be in our rooms loungin'. Can't complain too much since this happens hardly ever. Even the Furry Mouser who was allowed to go out said "pass".

Did get to do one of my favorite things. Well actually my only favorite thing that involves the indoor area.

Carrot tag.........!!!!!

Just the best thing. I suggest you teach your humans this game since it avoids the mindless circles on the longe line. Plus it will help your human get in better shape after the Christmas month since it involves them running around the arena and you get to chase them. This is recommended only for those of you who actually understand the meal ticket concept since you must be sure to NOT run 'em over....... You still want your bills paid and your swag comin'.

Off to the paddock today.....

Love to all

HRH

TWENTY TWELVE......

Seriously...........

Rememberin' when I was just a filly........

Digressing.....

The new year started out with me being dragged to the bloody indoor for...... wait for it........

EXERCISE................

Like I was the one who ate everything in bloody sight??????????????

My cranky thong was up my cheeks when I saw the bloody mounting block so I showed the kiddies in the ring what a veteran does when they would rather be eatin!!!!!

Squeal and run back and squeal some more.

I think My Human was secretly impressed with this antic but it didn't prevent her from lumbering up on my back and riding like a sack of potatoes. She just told them to stay off my ass.

The torture never ends..........

Still no sign of the Ole Man Winter Dude which has inspired the humans to avoid the usual hibernation at this time.

Sigh

Love to all

HRH

GOING, GOING..........

Gone...... Well almost......

2011 that is.

I knows there was some shit-tastic things that happened this year but overall everyone is healthy, happy, fed, watered and looked after. Much easier for us horses and not so much for some of the humans but I'ms thankful that they put us first. Least the ones I knows.

Hopin' everyone has a great New Year.

Happy 2012

Love HRH

LUCKY ME!!!!

Score!!!!!!

Yup, the swag train was just chuggin' in the station over the last couple couple of days. In addition to my spankin' new rain-sheet plus my quarter sheet I gots jammies to wear under said rain and some new booties in matchy purple.

Thanks to all the humans who provided the orange nummies in droves. Plus My Mom had them in her pocket a lot and I just loved her up and out they came!!!!!!!

Now I hear that My Mom and My BFF's Mom are headin' out to the tack store today!!!!!! I'm hopin' this rumour is true since that can only mean one thing........!!!!

More swag for me......!!!!

Love to all


HRH

I'M EXTRA SPECIAL GOOD........

I loves the Christmas month.

Lovin' up My Mom and the swag is just comin' out in droves............. Gots the new rain dress and I must say "OUTSTANDIN'". All my favorite colours with spankin' pink surcingles and everthing. Just stylin'...... I was so happy with this I didn't even roll in the mud outside and kept it nice which made My Mom happy, happy.

Then yesterday we were out hacking in the legal fields and I'm sporting my brand new quarter sheet which is screamin' pink. I means SCREAMIN'. Get your sun glasses on if you see us comin'.

Plus, I hears that there is more coming. Plus everyone is bein' generous with the orange nummies!!!!

You better not bite
You better not fight
Coz Santa Klaus is coming
to our barn.......

Woo, hoo!!!!

Love to all


The very good HRH!!!!!!

TRA LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis' the Christmas month......................!!!!!!





Got reminded about this little human celebration when I gots a silver bow and my stocking hung on my room.





A public service notice to all the furry kids out there. You must be good this month. Then the humans get you all sorts of swag. Remember you are deserving...... Oh yeesh!!!!!Been watchin' too much Dr. Phil on the big screen with My BFF and the girls but I am keepin' my teeths to meself.





Hardly feels like the Christmas month since the Mother Nature Dame has been sending us leaking skies. It is like she has banished the 'Ole Man Winter Dude. Must have been some uber fight since the little farm is like a sea of mud and the humans all look like swamp monsters. Heard My Mom asking for snow and I knows she isn't a fan.





Havin' a great time playin' the come and git us game!!! This is when you make the humans come into to the muddy field to get you. I heard My Mom tryin' to apply some logic on the gelding gang sayin' "you have to cross the sea of mud whether I come in there or not"





As if...........!!!!!!





Snort - Thinkin' the geldings are going to do THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Double snort





I says to the girls "we will just hang out on the round bale island too......" Sure enough by the time they are at our field they are covered. Out they come.......





Oh, sorry, didn't see you there. We should have come to gate but...... Gee you're muddy.





Can I have that carrot in your pocket now please...





HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Hee, Hee, Hew......!!!





Such good sport.





Off to slog





Love to all





HRH

OH DEAR..................

Ooooops........









Gave My Mom a serious frighty recently. I was sulking in my room due to the lack of homage being paid to moi lately due to the shenanigans at the little farm when My Mom came in to give me a cuddle and I figured I would show her........









Went a little far though................ Scared the skit out of meself when I hit my room door with me butt and crashed through into the aisle and stopped myself on Theodorable's door :(








Nearly effin' fell down doin' this and I was watching My Mom and she looked like she was going to toss her cookies. Sorry..... really, really.......!!!!








Ended up with her asking me if it was my day to be the idiot while she was checkin' out my figure and I got put on the bloody longe line but figured it best to cooperate given the circumstances. Sigh........









Anyhoo....... The door was all smashed up and My Mom's eyes were buggin' out of her head looking at it and the Maintenance Dude had to take it away and everything....









As My Mom says..... "Clusterf*ck"









Went to the forbidden fields with The Big Guy on the weekend since it was a lovely day. No bugs, trails were good even though the skies have been leaking like crazy lately. Very nice and I hopes we have some more nice days before the Ole Man Winter Dude takes over. My Mom ran me around the indoor for a bit to see how I was after the recent incident..... Little sore Mom, little sore.









Lo and behold yesterday the fabulous Dr. Betty is here and I made sure she got all my sore bits. Yup, that's the spot Dr. B. Much better now and plus I gots my pedicure in the morning so yesterday was spa day for me.









I am worthy









Love to all









HRH