Tuesday, March 18, 2008

ODE TO THE LANDSHARK

With my apologies to Brian May and Queen





Are you gonna make hay tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed mares
You make the hayfield go round



I was just a skinny colt
Never new I was a dolt
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with the big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big mare you made a bad boy out of me
hey, hey



I've been singing with my band
across the wire across the land
I've seen every chestnut floozy on the way
But their swishy tails and style
Went smooth after a while
Take me to those dirty mares every time



Oh won't you make hay tonight
Oh down beside the red firelight
Oh and give it all you got
Fat bottomed mares you make the hayfield go round
Fat bottomed mares you make the hayfield go round



Oooooh them fat bottomed mares
Fat bottomed mares
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Fat bottomed mares
yes, yes


Singer 3

Love HRH




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