OMG!!! The new guy arrived yesterday and let me tell you handsome!!! He is a blond!!! He spent the night in my barn and I kept giving him goo-goo eyes from my room. I had to set MY BFF straight this morning since she was trying to hone in on him and I let her know right away after me, you come first honey!!!!
One of the humans attached to the Royal Cousin said that his dress was like a Speedo!!! Ya duh!! What a hunk, could see the six pack on him under this Speedo thing.
Plus I got my wish yesterday and My Human waltzed in with a new dress for me. It is pink and green plaid and just stylin. There were some snickers in the barn last night suggesting it may make my ass look big. WTF!!!!
New bale and I must git mine
Love to all
HRH
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
RECENT DEVELOPMENTS..........
Just been hanging around eating, pooping and ruling the world.
Rode last night with Marilyn M. It was a bay mare equestrian pas de deux!!! We are stylin' but I told her last night to stop with the piercing fetish. Looks like she attempted her eyebrow this time. Told her "stop listening to the LandShark eh!!!!"
Glad to say that the Show God is staying. All the gals are very happy about this development since we would have missed him terrible if he left. There is also a rumour that he is getting a brother who is coming from America. More on him later when I get my eye balls on him. A new boy, how exciting.
My BFF has got a whole bunch of new stuff. New saddle, bridle and stylin' saddle pad. Looking good and I am thinking I should be due for more stuff too. If you are out shopping with My Mom don't listen to her when she says I have everything. Tell her to buy me stuff!!!!!
Oh and my Birthday is soon!!!!! Can't wait to see what My Mom gets me!!! I guess I better stop my biting attempts........hum!!!! I can wear my cranky pants looser since it looks like my fevers are gone and My Mom has stopped attacking my legs every bloody night.
The skies will be tossing buckets at us today but that is ok since soon the green grasses will be here. Plus flowers, sunshine, long hacks in the forbidden fields and maybe, just maybe I will get to show off this summer.........!!!!
Love to all
HRH
P.S My Mom says everyone has to read my blog buddy Argus's blog today. Made her leak but the story has a happy ending which made her leak more. http://savingargus.blogspot.com
Rode last night with Marilyn M. It was a bay mare equestrian pas de deux!!! We are stylin' but I told her last night to stop with the piercing fetish. Looks like she attempted her eyebrow this time. Told her "stop listening to the LandShark eh!!!!"
Glad to say that the Show God is staying. All the gals are very happy about this development since we would have missed him terrible if he left. There is also a rumour that he is getting a brother who is coming from America. More on him later when I get my eye balls on him. A new boy, how exciting.
My BFF has got a whole bunch of new stuff. New saddle, bridle and stylin' saddle pad. Looking good and I am thinking I should be due for more stuff too. If you are out shopping with My Mom don't listen to her when she says I have everything. Tell her to buy me stuff!!!!!
Oh and my Birthday is soon!!!!! Can't wait to see what My Mom gets me!!! I guess I better stop my biting attempts........hum!!!! I can wear my cranky pants looser since it looks like my fevers are gone and My Mom has stopped attacking my legs every bloody night.
The skies will be tossing buckets at us today but that is ok since soon the green grasses will be here. Plus flowers, sunshine, long hacks in the forbidden fields and maybe, just maybe I will get to show off this summer.........!!!!
Love to all
HRH
P.S My Mom says everyone has to read my blog buddy Argus's blog today. Made her leak but the story has a happy ending which made her leak more. http://savingargus.blogspot.com
Saturday, March 21, 2009
TOOL TIME!!!!!!!!
Well, the lovely Dr. M showed up and I got to be first just because My Human is not good with procedures involving me and the lovely Dr. M wanted to get it over with no doubt. All this stuff starts rolling up by my room and I notice that the other kids are going out but not me and a bunch of others. Yeah, yeah here it comes. Getting my teeth done by machine. I am thinking this might not be great and I am seriously thinking more about putting up a fuss when the lovely Dr. M is giving me a neck poke and the next thing I know.....................
I am running down the beach at sunrise and in the distance I see green meadows and I am laying down having a good sunshine nap when all of a sudden Miss Fraulein who is in with me tells me to quit effing snoring???? Silly mare woke me up and I am hearing the machine thing going for other kids which is creeping me out. No worse for the wear I guess but yeeesh........!!!
Dr. M also gave My Human stuff for my fevers and thankfully it seems to be working but I must say that I am sick and tired of having my leg picked at every night. It will work because it is pink and I do love pink!!!!
Sick Bay round up includes Marilyn Monroe recovered from her piercing attempt, DHMBIAB recovered from her hurted tootsie, Elvis's Sister no worse for the wear from her episode of the scoots, skedaddles and vapours and every one's hangover from the La La Meds from the teeth day extravaganza is gone. Mind you JJ keeps insisting he was violated when he was sent on vacation. He is going on and on about having his willie washed.....!!!! Elvis on the other hand says that he could only be so lucky!!!!!
Geldings!!!!!
I am running down the beach at sunrise and in the distance I see green meadows and I am laying down having a good sunshine nap when all of a sudden Miss Fraulein who is in with me tells me to quit effing snoring???? Silly mare woke me up and I am hearing the machine thing going for other kids which is creeping me out. No worse for the wear I guess but yeeesh........!!!
Dr. M also gave My Human stuff for my fevers and thankfully it seems to be working but I must say that I am sick and tired of having my leg picked at every night. It will work because it is pink and I do love pink!!!!
Sick Bay round up includes Marilyn Monroe recovered from her piercing attempt, DHMBIAB recovered from her hurted tootsie, Elvis's Sister no worse for the wear from her episode of the scoots, skedaddles and vapours and every one's hangover from the La La Meds from the teeth day extravaganza is gone. Mind you JJ keeps insisting he was violated when he was sent on vacation. He is going on and on about having his willie washed.....!!!! Elvis on the other hand says that he could only be so lucky!!!!!
Geldings!!!!!
Off to git my share!!!
Love to All
HRH
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
THE BARNYARD TIMES
Finally some nice weather has been sent and I have been enjoying the sunshine and gentle breezes.
Stuff happening as always.
DHMBIAB has a hurted tootsie and she is being stoic about it and trying not to show it. It is big give away when she came out this morning and had diaper wrap on her foot. I won't laugh because I know how much this hurts. She said she fought the humans all the way last night when they were putting it on. Just shaking my magnificent head at her and told her you don't fight the humans when they are trying to make your tootsie better. She said My Mom, the LandShark's Dad and Little Miss Sweetie Pie's Mom were all there and she said that she made them all work really hard. She said she wouldn't let them pick up her tootsie and they were all grunting and groaning and stuff. I guess I can live with it since My Mom looked like she had intentions of riding me last night.
My poor Mom and the Wenchette of Miss Frauline had a rough night last night. Elvis's sister had the scoots and skedaddles when she was coming back to her room and then she slipped going in and fell down. Scared everyone but she is ok.
This morning My Mom comes into the barn and the carnage. Hay from one end of the barn to the other and one of the Big Mama's in the LandShark's bunch is eating all the freaking hay. The hay from MY aisle and she pooped all over it too. I sent a haymail to the LandShark and asked her to puleeese get her ladies under control. Seriously WTF!!!!!!
A glimmer of hope came in about the furry mouser Husky. One of the Wenchettes said that he had been coming by another barn she works at in the hood. My Mom and My BFF's Mom and Dad and the Royal Cousin's Human went over to look for him but he wasn't there. So we are hopping that he comes back there or here or something. I think all the humans feel better thinking that he is out running around but he missed by everyone.
So tomorrow is the big day. The lovely Dr.M is coming to deal with my fevers and stuff.
The green stuff is trying to poke their heads up in the paddock and I am doing my level best to git each and every one before anyone else can.
Love all
HRH
Stuff happening as always.
DHMBIAB has a hurted tootsie and she is being stoic about it and trying not to show it. It is big give away when she came out this morning and had diaper wrap on her foot. I won't laugh because I know how much this hurts. She said she fought the humans all the way last night when they were putting it on. Just shaking my magnificent head at her and told her you don't fight the humans when they are trying to make your tootsie better. She said My Mom, the LandShark's Dad and Little Miss Sweetie Pie's Mom were all there and she said that she made them all work really hard. She said she wouldn't let them pick up her tootsie and they were all grunting and groaning and stuff. I guess I can live with it since My Mom looked like she had intentions of riding me last night.
My poor Mom and the Wenchette of Miss Frauline had a rough night last night. Elvis's sister had the scoots and skedaddles when she was coming back to her room and then she slipped going in and fell down. Scared everyone but she is ok.
This morning My Mom comes into the barn and the carnage. Hay from one end of the barn to the other and one of the Big Mama's in the LandShark's bunch is eating all the freaking hay. The hay from MY aisle and she pooped all over it too. I sent a haymail to the LandShark and asked her to puleeese get her ladies under control. Seriously WTF!!!!!!
A glimmer of hope came in about the furry mouser Husky. One of the Wenchettes said that he had been coming by another barn she works at in the hood. My Mom and My BFF's Mom and Dad and the Royal Cousin's Human went over to look for him but he wasn't there. So we are hopping that he comes back there or here or something. I think all the humans feel better thinking that he is out running around but he missed by everyone.
So tomorrow is the big day. The lovely Dr.M is coming to deal with my fevers and stuff.
The green stuff is trying to poke their heads up in the paddock and I am doing my level best to git each and every one before anyone else can.
Love all
HRH
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
GOINGS ON
Sad days have continued and I know My Mom is grieving the continued loss of the furry mouser Husky. Still no sign and I know she thinks the Evil Dogs of Satan that lurk out in the fields had something to do with this. The other furry mouser is still here, thank the Horse God for that.
As usual much other stuff going on to keep everyone hopping.
My BFF had a DQ workout with one of the trainers and was right on form. Her hurted tootsie seems to be better finally.
MM hurted her ear. I keep telling them over in that field to stop the bloody piercing and tattooing but they don't listen. The humans all think she got bit by one of the boys and we will just keep it at that.
The bone guy was here for Mr. G.Q this morning. Made me wonder when it was my turn to see him.
The yummy Dr. V.A was here yesterday and did a bunch of the kid's teeth but not mine. I am not too sure if I have dodged one on this or not. My BFF said that she had hers done with a machine but wasn't too sure what happened since she was sent on vacation for the event. Thinking the human has something up on this so made sure to be very pleasant last night.
Mother Freaking Nature is still tossing it to us. Nasty mud everywhere since the skies are dropping buckets all the time, then Old Man Winter shows up for a bit and today we have uber Winged Monkeys running around.
WTF. I do wish the kitty comes home.
Love to all
HRH
As usual much other stuff going on to keep everyone hopping.
My BFF had a DQ workout with one of the trainers and was right on form. Her hurted tootsie seems to be better finally.
MM hurted her ear. I keep telling them over in that field to stop the bloody piercing and tattooing but they don't listen. The humans all think she got bit by one of the boys and we will just keep it at that.
The bone guy was here for Mr. G.Q this morning. Made me wonder when it was my turn to see him.
The yummy Dr. V.A was here yesterday and did a bunch of the kid's teeth but not mine. I am not too sure if I have dodged one on this or not. My BFF said that she had hers done with a machine but wasn't too sure what happened since she was sent on vacation for the event. Thinking the human has something up on this so made sure to be very pleasant last night.
Mother Freaking Nature is still tossing it to us. Nasty mud everywhere since the skies are dropping buckets all the time, then Old Man Winter shows up for a bit and today we have uber Winged Monkeys running around.
WTF. I do wish the kitty comes home.
Love to all
HRH
Friday, March 06, 2009
WE ARE ALL VERY WORRIED
I am very sad to say that the furry mouser Husky is missing and I fear the worse for him.
Last night My Mom and My BFF's Mom were both leaking because of this development. All the humans are very upset because the little guy was loved by all.
I thought I would try and divert My Mom's sadness at all this by biting her arm but I didn't get the result I wanted. Just made her more upset.
I know My Mom was hoping he would be in his bed in the grain room this morning but he was not and think this will make her leak more. I was happy that the other furry mouser was around. I tried to make her feel better this morning by putting on my happy face and giving her a little nudge. She knows I mean well .
If you seen My Mom running around leaking, please get her on the wine.
I have asked for the Horse God to take care of the little guy but not sure if she has the power over kitties.
So sad, I think I may leak too.
Love to all
HRH
Last night My Mom and My BFF's Mom were both leaking because of this development. All the humans are very upset because the little guy was loved by all.
I thought I would try and divert My Mom's sadness at all this by biting her arm but I didn't get the result I wanted. Just made her more upset.
I know My Mom was hoping he would be in his bed in the grain room this morning but he was not and think this will make her leak more. I was happy that the other furry mouser was around. I tried to make her feel better this morning by putting on my happy face and giving her a little nudge. She knows I mean well .
If you seen My Mom running around leaking, please get her on the wine.
I have asked for the Horse God to take care of the little guy but not sure if she has the power over kitties.
So sad, I think I may leak too.
Love to all
HRH
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