Well the hard stuff is back. Skidding around. I have told everyone to be careful and no getting pissy with each other. Even if I go off around my field the white stuff is crusty and last night more white stuff came from the sky. I am sick of the round bale and I want green grass right now. I asked my Mom and even she says she is sick of it but she can't make it change.
Haarumph. Usually my Mom can fix everything for me.
Like last night, my winter dress is broken. I can't wear it anymore. The front latches have broken. I was standing there with it rolling down my shoulder and exposing my Bossy Bib. Best thing by the way. Better than a bra, get your humans to get you a bossy bib. If you don't know where ask her and she will tell you. They rock. No rubs on me and it dosn't give me visible bra lines. You humans know, like panty lines but in your hair!!! My hair that is, not yours. Twizzle's Mom knows where to get them too.
Anyway now I am in my spring/fall plaid number. The LandShark has the same dress but with her butt plaid is not a good thing. Singing her song again. La tee dah Fat Bottomed Mares.
Very excited about all the new kids coming in. My Mom says us girls are going to get two fields. I am hoping to be boss of mine but she says don't count your chickens. Not sure what that means since I don't have chickens, don't want chickens and don't even know what chickens are. My BFF says they are scary but I am not sure she knows what they are either. She says they are like Turkeys. OMG I HATE turkeys. They are devil birds!!! Maybe I should just wait and see what the humans decided on this one. Chickens, indeed.
Anyway, off to find the Weather Fairy, Mother Nature and that damn Groundhog and hoof them into spring.
Love
HRH
Monday, March 24, 2008
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just grabbin a minute on the 'puter' to say hi, human has been so busy lately that I can't get a hoof near it, but at least it keeps her off my back...literally...
Some exciting news, we had a big truck deliver lots of new fresh fluffy bedding yesterday, it was piled so high that we could not see the barn and gray beast started to frett fearing that we would have to sleep outside all night....I knew better and told her so, our human was on the scene in no time with two others and they bagged and bagged and bagged and then there was a big path for us, they put us in after dark and fed us and started drinking that stuff called wine....but our human only had a little drop because shes on that thing you are on...a diet.... she's got a butt like landshark I think but I don't let her hear me sing the 'fat bottom song' in case she puts me on one of those things too.I do it when she can't hear me,teehhee
Gray beast has had a personality change lately, she isn't as wimpy and I like that so we are buddies...to a point...I am still queen supreme and she is my inferior but still, she has some spunk. When I push her away from food now, she pushes right back and she evn had the nerve to cow kick at me twice this week in retaliation to my hinders, she is very funny I must say, this morning she actulaly ignored the human..much to my delight...and ran away...well not far but enough to annoy the human who was late for an appointment at 6am....who has an appt before daylight I ask....apparently something to do with falla named Gym and her landshark bum...
There were no pictures for Easter because although we looked delightful the first day all decked in pink and purple, the ears we had flopped from the wind and we were humiliated into looking like donkies...don't get me wrong, they are lovely creatures but WE ArE HORSES! The ears had to go so I chewed off gray beasts and she mine and that night I dropped some pressies in my water AND feed tub for the human to my displeasure and even convinced gray beast to do the same...imagine,starngers stopped and took pictures of us in floppy ears, not one while we looked the Easter part....that will not be tolerated again. Human has a birthday in April so no doubt we will get new hats for that occasion as well, you see we have been made local celebraties by this dressing up and have even been on the news....oh, the time, gotta gallop, theres hay to be eaten and adventures to take since all the snow has gone again from the upper field and I am having great fun. I will sent pressies to you when human visits...and not the kind gave her either.
OMG I would never sing the Fat Bottom Song to my human either. Or comment on her butt. There would be no carrots for me!!!
My human has been off my back too. I think she needs to get with it because soon we will need to go eventing and she will not be in shape and you know what will happen. She will embarrass me in front of all the other show horses.
The other day she was picking up my new food bowl she got me and she bent over and her butt was in my face and I couldn't help and I thought about biting her and then I thought I shouldn't but it was there so I shoved my head into her butt. No teeth, just like a punch and I STILL got in trouble for that. Man she is quick on the draw. The LandShark thinks she is Alpha but even she knows to not piss off my Mom.
I didn't get anything for Easter and because the white stuff is still here I didn't get my new Spring boots. I am still in my winter ones and they are falling apart.
Oh Well, soon it will be over and your Mom will be here and they will go shopping and we will all get new stuff.
Say Hi to the Grey Beast for me. I think she is kind of cool. Not heard from her lately though.
Love
HRH
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