Happy New Year.......!!!!

Finally..............

Happy New Year everyone!!!!

I'm sure you have all missed my commentary on living at the little boarding stable. ;)!!!!

Things have been very hectic over the last little bit so it has taken a while for the techno genius that is My Human to figure out how to get this blog up and going again.   Still wanting that Face-page thing but she says that's not in the cards for now.   The suffering never ends.........

Still hanging out in the paddock with My BFF, both Keepers of the Rumours and the Scottish Dressage Lass.   Bunch of kids came this year and a bunch have moved on but all my friends are still here. 

I hope everyone has a good year.   Be kind to your furry kids!!!

Love to all

HRH

Back on line

Finally got back here.   Still the shit show trying to make this work so I'm going to have The Human get me a new blog page since this one is like the pasture in the spring time.... 

Really, I would prefer to have face-book but The Human says no way.

The Keeper of the Rumours has joined our gang.   This means we now have two kids that can't see in the paddock with us.  

Last weekend everyone was in raging heat and there was so much girl love going on I just told them all to go join the parade that was happening in the city. 

Oh yeah.   I have a sore leg and I'm getting wrapped every night with the sweats.  It is getting better but I'm missing all the best hacking time in the summer.

Plus it has been so effing hot here.    Like Hades.   My Mom says stuff about fresh hell but there ain't been nothin' freash about anything or anyone for that matter.

Goin' to work on My Human to get the face page and when I do I will post here so my followers will know where to find me.

Off to lobby my super duper terrific bestest human in the world

Love to all

HRH

TROUBLE WITH THE BLOODY 'PUTER

I'm less than entertained about the shit show that is happenin' with my blog. 

Takes forever to get on it to write anything on the thing and by then I'm annoyed and feel like sinking me teeths into someone.  

I used my super horsie sense to circumvent all the dumb stupid messages about something to do with a browser.   Of course The Human is no help since she is so technology challenged.   

So here I am.   Hopefully this will work since everything is whacked out.

Spring is here and I'm sporting some serious dapples on my coat.   Dapple Bay....!!!!  

Life has been pretty easy with the Spring time months are here.   Green nummies, outside commando and on summer hours which means we are outside longer.

The Red Headed Vet Wench showed up the other day for the annual poking of the neck event.   Usual Springtime stuff.

Goin' to try and publish this now.

Love to all

HRH

Birthday Girl

Turned 21 the other day and I am now legal to drink south of the 49th!!!

It was a low key affair with a bunch of the lodgers and My Human singing the birthday ditty.

Got a bunch of pink swag so life is good.

Off to munch on the green nummies

Love to all

HRH

WOW.....................

OMG.........................

I'm outside commando................................!!!!!!!!!!

It is still the March month and it is Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus the green nummies are showin' up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things just can't be better!!!!!

Love to all

HRH

SPANKIN' THE CREDIT CARD.........!!!

I am the benefactor of some recent impulse shoppin' by My Human!!!!!





Gots me a spankin' new cooler which replaces my pink one with cave horse drawings on it.


Finally!!!!!!!


This one is a lavender colour with Poneeees on it!!!!





Plus I hears rumours of my spring bell booties arriving!!!!





I am worthy!!!!





Love to all





HRH

FAUX PAS

Well apparently yesterday was the birthday of My BFF and some of the humans including mine thought I was being pissy by omitting this event in my blog of yesterday.





Not true, since I hadn't a clue.





They sang The Birthday Song for her and then of course My Mom chimed in with the ditty about living a hundred years and drinking 1,000,0000 beers.............................





So freakin' embarrassed!!!!



So Happy Birthday to the redhead..... Let me know what swag you get in case I don't have it!!!!





Love to all





HRH

THE FEBRUARY MONTH.....

No bitchin' about this month this year :)!!!!!!!!

OMG it has just been spectacular..... The Groundhog Rodent says early spring and The Mother Nature Dame must have punched out Ole Man Winter!!!

Hardly any white stuff or cold stuff. We have even seen green nummies in our field and it is only the February month and this is CANADA!!!!!!! Better shut up though since things have been known to change in a hurry this time of year and I don't want to jinx anything!!!!!

Plus My Mom has been busy at the little farm so there has not been a lot of lumbering around on my back. Just a couple of hacks in the legal fields, no biggie!!!! Spendin' my days eatin' up the winter grub and hangin' out.

Oh, and I hope everyone had a nice Valentines Day yesterday......

Love to all

HRH

GROUNDING 2012............

My Mom came stompin' in the barn yesterday with this little ditty.......

The weather outside is frightful
so your day won't be so delightful.
Until we get some snow
turn out for you is not a go......

Sigh.......

Heard the humans talking about skies leakin' then freezin' and the little farm being a sheet of ice. Best thing for us kids to be in our rooms loungin'. Can't complain too much since this happens hardly ever. Even the Furry Mouser who was allowed to go out said "pass".

Did get to do one of my favorite things. Well actually my only favorite thing that involves the indoor area.

Carrot tag.........!!!!!

Just the best thing. I suggest you teach your humans this game since it avoids the mindless circles on the longe line. Plus it will help your human get in better shape after the Christmas month since it involves them running around the arena and you get to chase them. This is recommended only for those of you who actually understand the meal ticket concept since you must be sure to NOT run 'em over....... You still want your bills paid and your swag comin'.

Off to the paddock today.....

Love to all

HRH

TWENTY TWELVE......

Seriously...........

Rememberin' when I was just a filly........

Digressing.....

The new year started out with me being dragged to the bloody indoor for...... wait for it........

EXERCISE................

Like I was the one who ate everything in bloody sight??????????????

My cranky thong was up my cheeks when I saw the bloody mounting block so I showed the kiddies in the ring what a veteran does when they would rather be eatin!!!!!

Squeal and run back and squeal some more.

I think My Human was secretly impressed with this antic but it didn't prevent her from lumbering up on my back and riding like a sack of potatoes. She just told them to stay off my ass.

The torture never ends..........

Still no sign of the Ole Man Winter Dude which has inspired the humans to avoid the usual hibernation at this time.

Sigh

Love to all

HRH

GOING, GOING..........

Gone...... Well almost......

2011 that is.

I knows there was some shit-tastic things that happened this year but overall everyone is healthy, happy, fed, watered and looked after. Much easier for us horses and not so much for some of the humans but I'ms thankful that they put us first. Least the ones I knows.

Hopin' everyone has a great New Year.

Happy 2012

Love HRH

LUCKY ME!!!!

Score!!!!!!

Yup, the swag train was just chuggin' in the station over the last couple couple of days. In addition to my spankin' new rain-sheet plus my quarter sheet I gots jammies to wear under said rain and some new booties in matchy purple.

Thanks to all the humans who provided the orange nummies in droves. Plus My Mom had them in her pocket a lot and I just loved her up and out they came!!!!!!!

Now I hear that My Mom and My BFF's Mom are headin' out to the tack store today!!!!!! I'm hopin' this rumour is true since that can only mean one thing........!!!!

More swag for me......!!!!

Love to all


HRH

I'M EXTRA SPECIAL GOOD........

I loves the Christmas month.

Lovin' up My Mom and the swag is just comin' out in droves............. Gots the new rain dress and I must say "OUTSTANDIN'". All my favorite colours with spankin' pink surcingles and everthing. Just stylin'...... I was so happy with this I didn't even roll in the mud outside and kept it nice which made My Mom happy, happy.

Then yesterday we were out hacking in the legal fields and I'm sporting my brand new quarter sheet which is screamin' pink. I means SCREAMIN'. Get your sun glasses on if you see us comin'.

Plus, I hears that there is more coming. Plus everyone is bein' generous with the orange nummies!!!!

You better not bite
You better not fight
Coz Santa Klaus is coming
to our barn.......

Woo, hoo!!!!

Love to all


The very good HRH!!!!!!

TRA LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis' the Christmas month......................!!!!!!





Got reminded about this little human celebration when I gots a silver bow and my stocking hung on my room.





A public service notice to all the furry kids out there. You must be good this month. Then the humans get you all sorts of swag. Remember you are deserving...... Oh yeesh!!!!!Been watchin' too much Dr. Phil on the big screen with My BFF and the girls but I am keepin' my teeths to meself.





Hardly feels like the Christmas month since the Mother Nature Dame has been sending us leaking skies. It is like she has banished the 'Ole Man Winter Dude. Must have been some uber fight since the little farm is like a sea of mud and the humans all look like swamp monsters. Heard My Mom asking for snow and I knows she isn't a fan.





Havin' a great time playin' the come and git us game!!! This is when you make the humans come into to the muddy field to get you. I heard My Mom tryin' to apply some logic on the gelding gang sayin' "you have to cross the sea of mud whether I come in there or not"





As if...........!!!!!!





Snort - Thinkin' the geldings are going to do THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Double snort





I says to the girls "we will just hang out on the round bale island too......" Sure enough by the time they are at our field they are covered. Out they come.......





Oh, sorry, didn't see you there. We should have come to gate but...... Gee you're muddy.





Can I have that carrot in your pocket now please...





HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Hee, Hee, Hew......!!!





Such good sport.





Off to slog





Love to all





HRH

OH DEAR..................

Ooooops........









Gave My Mom a serious frighty recently. I was sulking in my room due to the lack of homage being paid to moi lately due to the shenanigans at the little farm when My Mom came in to give me a cuddle and I figured I would show her........









Went a little far though................ Scared the skit out of meself when I hit my room door with me butt and crashed through into the aisle and stopped myself on Theodorable's door :(








Nearly effin' fell down doin' this and I was watching My Mom and she looked like she was going to toss her cookies. Sorry..... really, really.......!!!!








Ended up with her asking me if it was my day to be the idiot while she was checkin' out my figure and I got put on the bloody longe line but figured it best to cooperate given the circumstances. Sigh........









Anyhoo....... The door was all smashed up and My Mom's eyes were buggin' out of her head looking at it and the Maintenance Dude had to take it away and everything....









As My Mom says..... "Clusterf*ck"









Went to the forbidden fields with The Big Guy on the weekend since it was a lovely day. No bugs, trails were good even though the skies have been leaking like crazy lately. Very nice and I hopes we have some more nice days before the Ole Man Winter Dude takes over. My Mom ran me around the indoor for a bit to see how I was after the recent incident..... Little sore Mom, little sore.









Lo and behold yesterday the fabulous Dr. Betty is here and I made sure she got all my sore bits. Yup, that's the spot Dr. B. Much better now and plus I gots my pedicure in the morning so yesterday was spa day for me.









I am worthy









Love to all









HRH

TURKEY WEEKEND......

Tis the annual Canadian version of the gobbling of the bird........

Be thankful for what your furry kids bring to you

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!

Love to all

HRH

WHAAAATTTT HAPPENED.......??????

The Mother Nature Dame must of lost a big one to the Ole' Man Winter Dude because it is effin' freezing here today........ Winged Monkeys everywhere. W T SERIOUS F?????????









Mind you the fashion show on the little farm is just a sea of colour and design with all of us kids in our dresses. I have the spankin' fuchsia number on myself. Plus I hears My Human had a weak moment at a recent horse show and I gots a new dress that hasn't appeared yet but I have heard her braggin to the other humans about my abundance of things stylin' to wear. I am worthy!!!!!









Life has been good lately and I have been hauling My Human around the legal and forbidden fields. Makes her happy when I'm good and we even had a little school in the outdoor and showed her I was just top drawer in all departments. Might get me a little jump school in the near future.









Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Love to all

HRH

SEPTEMBER MONTH.......

Is here......





I hears the humans talking about some of us kids already growing coat.





Plus there is winter grub in the field across the road for the smelly bovine creatures who have been roaming over there. We take turns makin' sure they know we are superior beings and they stay on their side of the street..





Must say though the Mother Nature Dame has been in a pretty good mood. Turn off the ovens the other day and took away the hoards of flying nasties that have been bothering everyone on the little farm.





Headed out to the forbidden fields yesterday with the Big Guy. We had a little spooky dooky in total harmony to keep our humans on their toes. Look Mom, dressage!!!!!!





Everything starting to look very colourful and nice but I was keepin' a watchful eye on the turkey possibilities.





Did a little trot and made My Mom happy, happy since I am going so well.





I have the day to hang with my gals since I know My Mom is off to see some of the lodgers at a horse show.





Plan on spending the day on the green nummies.





Off to eat





Love to all





HRH

HUMAN ANTICS...............

Nearly swallowed me hoof on this one.................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





BAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!





I was on gate watch the other day when I saw My Mom plunkin' herself down on the chair to watch the riding in the outdoor........





When.............





She freakin' fell over, right off the deck and landed upside down in drainage ditch, chair and all!!!!!





She splatted!!!!!





BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!





Saw the bruises on her bat wing and of course the rumours have started that I am responsible for this since it looks similar to marks I inflict with my teeths.





Sigh......!!!!!





For the record I had nothing..... nein, nyet, nada, non, not an effing thing to do with this...





Love to all





HRH

MADE MY MOM PROUD.........

I was being dragged around the indoor by one of the Wenchettes yesterday eve showing off my hind end to My Mom when I noticed the little boy sittin' on the mounting block.

Not being acquainted I wanted to meet him so I dragged My Mom over and stuck my face near his........ Then he gave me a kiss!!!!

I knows I touched the hearts of all the humans who saw this.

See I have a sensitive side...

Love to all

HRH