Enough said
HRH
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Opinions on boarding stable life seen through the eyes of Her Royal Highness
About Me
- As The Manure Turns
- I'm 21 now and still looking like a youngin'. Bay Mare, extrodinaire. Done some eventing in the past, but now I hang out and eat. Studious in the avoidance of My Human's recent liking of dressage. I still like to jump things but I'm not sure she is up to it.
2 comments:
I'M REPLYING IN FULL FEAR OF MY HUMAN TODAY. SHE WAS MAD ENOUGH THIS MORNING WHEN I DECIDED TO TAKING HER SKING WITHOUT HER SKI'S, I JUST PULLED HER ALONG A LITTLE BIT AND WHEN I REACHED THE FIELD I NATUARALLY PICKED UP SPEED AND SHE FELL ON ICE INTO WATER, WASN'T MY FAULT THAT SHE COULDN'T KEEP UP, ANYWAY, THEN SHE WENT TO HAVE HER TEETH FLAOTED, FIGURED IT WAS PAY BACK FOR ALL MY TIMES GETTINGTHAT DONE BUT THE HUMAN FARRIER DIDN'T SHOW AND SHE WAS MADDER AGAIN.TO TOP IT OFF, THE BIG FAT WALKING FURBALL SHE CALLS FINNIGAN GOT OUT AND SUNK TO HIS WHITYE FURRY BELLY IN BLACK MUD, SHE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIM SO I TRIED TO HELP, THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HER FEEL BETTER IF I HELPED, BUT AS MUCH AS I CHASED HIM I COULD NOT CATCH HIM, HEARD THAT HE HAD TO BE PUT IN THE BATH AFTER HE RAN THROUGH THE HOUSE....
SHE WENT FOR OUR TREATS AND NUMMIES THEN AND CAME BACK EMPTY HANDED,WTF.....
SHE FORGOT THE MONEY STUFF THAT PAYS FOR IT ALL. SHE'S MADDER THAN A HATTER TODAY I TELL YOU, HRH, TELL YOUR HUMAN TO TRY AND CHEER HER UP, HAVE YOU OR YOUR PALS DONE ANYTHING WORSE TODAY THAT WILL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD?
BUT I'M OVER IT NOW, EVEN IF SHE ISN'T CAUSE SPRING IS HERE TODAY AND THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF LITTLE GREEN JUICY SHOOTS THAT WE CAN EAT. THERE IS SO MOCH SPACE THAT I AM NOT EVEN BOTHERED TO CHASE AWAY GRAY BEAST FROM MY PATCH.WE RAN A BIT TOO BUT THAT FELT LIKE WORKED SO WE STOPPED.MUST GO NOW, RED PONY ACCROSS THE WAY IS OUT FOR ONLY SECOND TIME THIS WINTER AND WE MUST CATCH UP. HIS OWNER DOESN'T LET HIM OUT MUCH,NOT AS KIND AS OUR HUMAN WHO LOVES US NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS WHEN SHES MAD,SEE YA
Triple OMG!!!! You dragged your human into icy water. I would have gotten into so much trouble if I done such a thing. One of the kids out front did that to my human - well the skiing thing. I don't know him but she was really pissed that he dragged her up the driveway. She was complaining that he needed to get his manners in check. She has this bad habit of correcting you when you are bad. He was lucky it was cold out or she would have walked him up and down the driveway until he understood how to walk properly. I understand that the next time she brought him up to his room he was much better. I think the LandShark spoke to him because his room is in the same barn as hers or maybe it was Twizzle. I don't know but my girls understand NOT to piss off my human. You must not piss off the provider of all.
I think you would make your human feel better if you gave her kisses. Always makes mine feel better when she is upset. She comes and hugs me sometimes. I think OH GOD she is going to get mushy and leak but since she is good to me I let her.
I used to have a pedicurist who was late or didn't show up and she fired his ass one day. I was happy about that because I didn't like him. He would hit me with his rasp. My human caught sight of that one day and told him she would shove the rasp up his ass if he ever hit me again and that was the end of him. Nana, nana, hey hey goodbye ASSHAT!!! I have had the same good guy for years now and I love it when he visits.
What is with humans and forgetting the treat money. That happened to me a while back. I was so happy the day was saved. I bet she somes home with some.
You should have chased the furball into the water you dragged your human into. It would have saved her time and she may have been pleased then. The furball would not have been happy. Hee Hee!!!
Not letting the RedPony out???? That is just so wrong.
Anyway must run off. I have a blog to do about our kind who do not have good lives. My Mom was telling me when I was complaining about not getting as much food as I was that there are horses who get NO food??? Their humans turn them into bone racks. It makes my human very upset when she reads their blogs so I read them too. They made me leak. So I thought I would help out and let them have the food I really don't need.
This is why when you have a good human you must keep them. Sometimes even good humans have to do the sell thing. The problem is once they sell you they do not know what becomes of you anymore. Terrible things can happen.
Give your Mom some kisses, let her sit on your back with out trying to disloge her and don't drag her about.
Love HRH
Post a Comment