The coach was up on the weekend and we had a jumping lesson. The human was much better this time except for the time she had the audacity to see if I dropped a rail on the oxer, lost her concentration and I was still heading for the vertical. I am thinking WTF are we going over this or not??? Anyway I wasn't sure so I thought maybe I shouldn't go, and then I thought I should go, so I did go, and guess where the human ended up??
On my freaking neck bouncing around like a big ball up there. I thought I would screw with her head a bit and drop my neck slightly. I would have liked to have been able to see what this looked like but the White Stallion told me later that her ass was up in the air and her legs where higher. She is so lucky that I raised my neck up and got her back into the saddle. I am thinking will you for F*cks sake PAY ATTENTION!!! Again, I am not taking no amateur to the show get it together. Anyway we did it again and she had her head together.
OMG you should have seen the White Stallion. He did everything I did. He was just excellent with his human. The White Stallion has not done a lot of jumping but he was brilliant I must say along with his human the other Head Wench. I know he was really proud of himself when we were all talking later. He wants to go eventing too. I think it would be fun to have him along as long as he dosn't scream his head off when he is off the property. He gets upset you see if he gets in the barn before the rest of us. Likes the Devil Pony for more than one reason!!!!
Anyway, the white stuff is still falling, not so cold though. We are all so looking foward to having some nice weather and green grass and spring breezes in our faces. Might improve the disposition of my BFF who again tried to bite my human last night. Good grief!! She has a death wish I tell you. I keep telling her do NOT bite. It pisses the humans right off.
I must run off since the human wants to use the 'puter' and she still has me on the effing diet and NO ONE will do what I say and give me more food.
Love to all, except those who are starving me.
HRH
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HRH, I heard over the hay bale this morning that our human has a pressie to send to you . I think I know what it is but can’t say, it will make you look even more posh and no other horse will have it…..guess what, I hear there’s plans to put a new fence up on our property this spring and a new gate so that presents me with a new challenge to overcome, I am unstoppable as you know when I really want to get out so I think my jumping skills will have to be honed a bit. We are finally getting to see and munch some of the grass under that white stuff and this time of year even the yellow stuff tastes good. Gray Beast hasn’t seen a spring outside yet and she is still pretty naïve…ha-ha, I told her to cross the river other day even though I knew the frozen water was thin and she just crashed through, all panicked and stuff, quiet funnneeee, but it wasn’t deep or I wouldn’t have made her do it, she might be a beast but she’s still the only fiend I see here most times.
I also heard rumor that the pedicurist is coming again, ha, good luck trying to put those last two shoes on me….not happening I keep saying.
I have been trimming down a bit though, I’m on that thing you are on, diet.
I was a bit embarrassed other day when the human took Gray Beast in and just to surprise her I busted the electric fence and came in the barn right behind her and got stuck, shhhhh don’t say it to anyone, I was embarrassed though cause my belly wedged between the hay bales and the door of a stall. The human had to push and pull to free me. I was none worse the wear other than hurt feelings, but I agreed to be lunged a bit anyway. I’m really doing it to make a riding circle so the human can ride GB and leave me alone. She was doing it other day and I galloped and trotted along side and that was fun, always fun till they get on board, that’s a no-no still. Just got your message on the puter, why didn’t you drag your human when you had her on your neck other day, its very liberating and she’ll still feed you…..although I heard the ‘sell’ word again other day and am wondering still why its always mentioned when I show how great and smart I am…
I am SO EXCITED!!!! I love pressies!!! The human did not say anything to me so I do not know. This is great news, more stuff for me and stuff no one else has. Rock on!!!!!
Yesterday we had more white stuff and today it is very cold again. I am so sick of the winter, it will not go away. It is making the humans crazy too. We have our round bales still so I am eating as much as I can because I am not getting my due in my room. My Mom has me on the diet thing and all the Wenchettes are doing what she says and I am getting less than before. Mind you my Mom does the night check for all us kids and she does give me a little more then. It was better when the wenchettes were doing it because I got lots more.
Now don't you go and be silly jumping over the new fencing. This will make your human nutso.
I am so laughing at the visual of you getting stuck in the hay bales. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Do you have a fat ass too like the LandShark????
Why do you not like your human on your back. I love going hacking with my Mom. In fact we went out in the snow the other day and it was great. The sun was shining and it was just her and me and we made the trails. Plus I love to jump things and it is much more fun with her.
I would never be so silly as to drag my meal ticket. I was just screwing with her head after the bad jump but I know I have a big responsibility to keep her from getting hurt so I made sure she did not eat no dirt sandwhich.
I think you had better be nicer to your human and the GreyBeast or Silver Bullet or what ever she was calling herself last week. You got to have a good human and friends. The sell word is BAD. You could end up with a mean human. I had bad humans before I got my permanent one. I am keeping her forever. I got scared once when she was letting Auntie K ride me thinking that she was going to sell me but she told me later than I am with her forever and she was only wanting to see how I was trotting.
So you be nice to your Mom and the Grey Beast and you can have a forever home too. It is the best thing
Love HRH
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